I kicked a spoon because I'm sexy and I do what I want....

I know you are thinking, "WHAT?!!". Well, play along and just see what you did!

Pick the month you were born:
January----- --I kicked
February---- --I loved
March------- --I karate chopped
April------- --I licked
May--------- --I jumped on
June-------- --I smelled
July-------- --I did the Macarena With
August------ --I had lunch with
September------I danced with
October------ -I sang to
November-------I yelled at
December-------I ran over

Now pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbour
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your mom
18------a spoon
19------a smurf
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a surfer
30------a llama
31------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple--------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other---------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself!

(copied from Simply Shell's blog - http://michelehamby.blogspot.com/)

Have fun!